Monday, February 28, 2005

Googletastic

My goodness... You post one conversation you had with your mother about some woman on Oprah who claims that slathering your face with vaginal cream and Preparation H is the key to youthful looking skin and the people come in droves. Sorry, I don't know the name of the cooter cream the lady used.

This makes me wonder how people come up with these ideas. Who thinks "Well, it made my hemorrhoids go down, so maybe it'll get rid of the bags under my eyes?" because maybe I'm just odd and don't think that way. Or maybe someone wasn't wearing their glasses and mixed up their eye cream and ass cream. I suppose that could happen. Maybe. But probably not. I'm totally blind without my contacts or glasses, but even I couldn't confuse the two.

Also on the Google tip: Prepare to battle! I give you Google Fight, a new search engine game. (link via Daily Candy)

3 Things You Say:

At 1:26 PM, Blogger Erica Hanks said...

The cream was Premarin. But before anyone decides to use this...Beware!! It is a very common synthetic hormone made from the urine of a pregnant mare. (horse). This is the truth!
Pre=pregnant Mar=mare in=urine.
But hey, anything for beauty, huh?

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger Erratic Prophet said...

Lovely! Horse pee hormones. On your face. With hemorrhoidal cream. That's just...lovely.

And a useful diet tool.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Rachel said...

Beauty pageant contestants have been using Preparation H on their various body parts for years and years and years. I guess whatever it does to shrink hemorrhoids works on other things too, like eye bags and cellulite.

I haven't tried it myself (too much cellulite - would necessitate an industrial-sized tube) and I don't plan to but... eww.

 

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